Fortunately I was not one of those who had trouble sleeping because of the lock down. I finished my shift at Messa Mesa and was in bed by 0700. So of course there was a knock on my door just after 0900.
“Go away!”
“Crewman Ryan, this is security here to inspect your quarters.” The news was no less annoying delivered by a woman. I got up and opened the door. “Now?”
“I am afraid so, crewman.” The speaker was a female security office, and a good looking one at that. “Please step outside while my men perform their duties.”
“I’m not really dressed for it,” I replied, pointing at my boxers.
“I am afraid I must insist.”
I opened the door and let the two security officers in, then stood in the hallway with the woman in charge. I tried to keep things light.
“So this is morning. I don’t see the attraction.” I looked at her badge. “Lieutenant Alexander, do you come to level four often?”
“Not very,” she replied, watching the men search my room.
“Ah, well, you should see it at night, when the evening light in the hallway reflects off the doors just so. Its like, well, like that,” I said, pointing to the door next to mine, “not to be missed.”
That at least got the Lieutenant to smile. A chink in her armor. I decided to push my luck. “You know, if you’ve never been to the secondary engineering compartment, there is an incredible view of a navigation console from the second stairwell.” I managed to keep a straight face.
The Lieutenant said nothing, as she watched the men finish their search. As they left my quarters, Lieutenant Alexander finally looked at me as she said, “I’m sorry for any inconvenience Crewman Ryan.”
“No inconvenience at all Lieutenant Alexander, I assure you,” I lied. “And if you are ever in need of a tour guide when you visit again, look me up in the Messa Mesa.”
Hey, a man has to play the cards he is dealt.